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Pascal McFortran: Alone

pascalmcfortran:

My nine or so followers may have noticed that I have been quiet for a few weeks now. The reason is simple. I moved out of the house I have shared with my partner for nearly two decades because I caught her in bed with two guys. See? Simple, really.

Truth be told, we had not been getting on well…

humor, even dark is an excellent coping method.  I sometimes do this when relating a particularly horrific experience, much to the horror of the listener. They think I am a monster, but it really just how i keep from crying inside.

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

Description:
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the “future husband to be” would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

  • Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
  • Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
  • It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
  • If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.



Clientele:
There will be 5 “guys” that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

Compensation:
I honestly don’t know how to charge for this kind of service because it’s not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It’s expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

Date:
A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.

Location:
The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.

Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply. 

  • Location: Pringe George’s County, MD
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Payment will be negotiable based off of Experience and Requirements met.

Posting ID: 3310486791

(Source: craigslist.org)

Rope work

50shadesofsca:

I tie the knots and check the tension, she moans a bit as I move around checking each one. She is becoming ever more impatient. I’m glad she bought me the knot tying book last Christmas it has helped me all year with our monthly ritual. It was written for sailors but works for this situation as well. Preparing for what is next requires that they remain taught.

Estrella is 925 miles away and we don’t want anything falling off the roof of the SUV…..

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